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May 27, 2010

"Why Chicks Cry" Revisited

Just when you least expected it, along comes another installment of "Why Chicks Cry," the series that answers the burning question, "Duuhrrr, heyyyy, just why do chicks cry alla time anyway?" There are many many reasons, most of which can be found in the panels of musty old romance comics. Here are a few...

Having to find a new weed connection


Job security


Preparing dessert


The gayety going on around you


Model home tours


Mastering the bunny slope


Feebly attempting to fight City Hall by striking it repeatedly with your purse


Fresh flowers


Dead flowers


Always being the understudy


Scrapbooking


Being bullied by squirrels


Pillows that do not smell "Downy fresh"


Birthday party drama


Mistaking a lampshade for a hat


Not being sure if you're dead or not


Bus Demons


Being asked to define "apathy"


Jerky ferris wheel operators


Speed bumps

1 comment:

  1. This is definitely not one I will be showing to "the little lady". It would put me on the couch for a week.

    Cheers!

    Steven G. Willis
    XOWComics.com

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