Breaking News: The perpetrator of this currently-defunct blog, one John Glenn Taylor, has recently been spotted in Oregon. He is operating under the alias Bon Bock (bahn bahk) and was last sighted playing hashtag games on Twitter. Subject has two arms, so he should be considered "armed." However, he poses no danger, so approach with a complete lack of caution.

December 21, 2010

Spider-Man Takes a Fall, is Hospitalized!

Breaking News: CNN is reporting that an actor was injured during last night's performance of the new Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark. The actor-stuntman (apparently not lead actor Reeve Carney) apparently fell 20 or 30 feet. Details

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