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Yes, we can all breathe a deep sigh of relief knowing that our nation's farmers have a Martian and his magnetic powers on their side!
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Volto has magnetic hands, so he has a slight problem with metal belt buckles.
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Suddenly, God creates a giant boulder and sends it hurtling towards young Jimmy. Nice one, God.
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This is where Volto wastes valuable time explaining that he is about to "go into action."
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When Volto uses his powers, it sounds like this..."Volto!"
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I'm pretty sure peaches are unaffected by magnetism. "Volto!"
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I'm going to be pretty disappointed if someday an alien race lands on Earth and their advanced technology turns out to be whole grain cereal based.
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Little known fact: Volto is unable to hold a spoon with his left hand.
1 comment:
Your punch-line got me to laugh out loud.
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