(I have been both surprised and humbled by the attention "Why Chicks Cry" has received. It has been Facebooked, Twittered, even mentioned in Time Magazine. If you're late to the party, check out the original and also part two. Here, for your viewing pleasure, is the third installment. Cheers!)
"They say that into every life a little rain must fall, especially if you are a female trapped in a romance comic. I never read romance comics much, and more's the pity, because I could have learned a lot about the fairer sex, such as what makes them cry. Turns out, pretty much anything..."
Romantic dinners
Man-icures
Joggers and pigeons
Bus rides
Fine Corinthian Leather
Rotary dial finger cramps
Inkwelled pigtails
Just because
"Escalating" tensions
Unclaimed garments
Broken pencil points
Bad poetry skills
War and Peace
Soap operas
Dragon breath
Swan fountains
Really tall guys
Picking the wrong plastic surgeon
Eye forests
Being sandwiched
White weddings
Slow mail days
Hair tangles
Chlorine
Lazy chameleons
Confused grooms
Knick-Knacks
Lousy DJs
For good luck
Going down
Constellations
Hair-lipped dogs
Wet dreams
Daylight Savings Time
Calcium deficiencies
Running water
Moving pictures
Stinky pits
Improper handling techniques
Splinters
Catch-22s
Jaywalkers
Not having correct change
Major epiphanies
Repo men
Marching bands
Cricket Song
Block parties
Unhelpful trees
Misfortune tellers
Clarinet solos
Chilly hands
Montages
Office politics
Gaudy neckties
Tiiiiny bubbles
Engine noises
Visiting the in-laws
Having "man hands"
Carpet stains
Blowing the recital
Two for one deals
Doctor's orders
Ring around the collar
Getting stuck in the fridge...again
Happy endings
