Breaking News: The perpetrator of this currently-defunct blog, one John Glenn Taylor, has recently been spotted in Oregon. He is operating under the alias Bon Bock (bahn bahk) and was last sighted playing hashtag games on Twitter. Subject has two arms, so he should be considered "armed." However, he poses no danger, so approach with a complete lack of caution.


January 20, 2009

Breaking News

MSNBC is reporting that Senators Robert Byrd and Ted Kennedy have suffered medical trouble at President Obama's luncheon. One source is reporting that Senator Kennedy was having convulsions. Let us hope that both gentlemen will be okay.

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